Bathtubs, Knives and Balconies

Bathtubs, knives and balconies
all tempting, tempting ways
the world is full of danger
full of ways to kill yourself
can't you see?
How can a littl girl be safe?
lock her up, lock her up
hide the key, hide the key
that's how a little girl can be safe
don't let her see, don't let her see
the bathtubs, knives and balconies
don't let her see
danger, danger all around
lock her up, lock her up
hide the key, hide the key
that's the only way to keep
the little girl safe.

Barry Graham posted pics of my unicorn porn on Dogzplot. lol

Yummy Cannibalism

Do you know...
your eyes would be chewey like dgumdrops
your lips would tast like gummyworms
your ears, fried, would tast like bacon
your fingers and tows would tast lis mini hotdogs
your nipples would be my lollipops
your tongue would tast like liver
and your penis would taste like chicken
When I'm done I'll floss my teeth with your hair
and pull on your lucky wishbone
and I'd win too
Has anyone ever told you your head would make an awesome purse?

Sleep

I'm afraid of going to sleep. I'm afraid I won't want to wake up.

On the other side

I'm now on the other side where people are less crazy. My roommate on the other side was convinced that before they let her in, the car license plates were sending her subliminal messages. She though the matresses were bugged and that the automatic toilet took pictures of us, why they would want pics of our bare asses is beyond me. She also said we had to close the drapes cuz there a sniper outside. Ahh, the psych ward, there's no place like home is there?

Halfway House

They are shipping me off to a halfway house called Woodrow. I wonder what a halfway house is. I hope I get to bring my laptop. I'm planning on making my journal I wrote here on the inside into a book.

My Roommate in the psych ward

"Wait, can you see me?" she asked.
"Uhh? Yes."
"You can?"
"Yes."