(I don't know if I'm allowed to post this, I'm sure there's some privacy act against posting e-mails. Oh well, it's not illegal if you don't get caught.)
Barry:
hey - i like this piece a lot (referring to Uses for a Fat Friend), but i dont like the frame of seeing her walk by, that means you have to go back to the frame at the end, even though the story is over when you challenge her to the duel. i suggest
eliminating the frame and just say, i want a fat girl then start there. i think that will work. if you dont mind the edits then id love to use this piece. let me know.
thanks again for submitting - barry
malialinda@berkeley.edu wrote:
Dear Barry,
Yeah sure, that's fine. I don't care about the frame. OMG, I don't know if
I'm supposed to be like really professional and nonchalant. But I am SO
excited! This will be my first accepted piece! I wish I liked champage and
people so I'd have a party! lol Maybe I'll have a patry with my stuffed
animals and we'll drink apple juice and pretend its champagne and they'll
all pat me on the back and tell me I'm amazing. Please find the edits
below. Yay! Tell me if the edit is ok and if the ending is endy enough.
~Malia
Barry:
that sounds like a great party. wish i was there. i would rename all your stuffed
animals one name with umbers after them like george foreman names all his kids
george 1 george 2, etc. i would name them all george after george foreman's kids and
i'll give you apple juice but sneak all the george's champaigne. and you wont know
but we will all laugh and laugh and you will think all the georges are excited about
your publication, and they will, but they will be drunk too and i'll take pics and
post them on george 4's myspace.
yeah i like the edits. any chance we can lose the word kinda in the first sentence.
ok cool. send me one link to post with your story, email, website, blog, nude pics
wth stuffed animals, whatever, and the title and author of the last great thing
you read.
Dear Barry,
I would totally invite you to my supercool party, except that, hmmm, well,
I have this sneaking suspicion that you're a ... a... human! Nah,
nevermind, forget I mentioned it, you're way too cool to be one of thoose,
... right?
Off with Kinda's head!
The last best shit I've read, and I mean, really, like I was cracking a
new buttcrack over this, was "I, Sam Pink, Want to Have Sex with That One
Girl From "Clarissa Explains It All'" obviously, by Sam Pink (my favoritest author).
My blogspot is http://malialinda-feigningsanity.blogspot.com/ and my
boyfriend made me burn all the photos from my porno, but I did just take a
nakey photoshoot of my Unicorns George 203 and 206 the other day. Do you
think you would want those? If it's too offensive then I can draw
scribbles over 203s horn with a black sharpie and no one will know the
difference, they will think he's a hornless horse inspecting 206s butthole
for warts, honest- it would be no trouble at all.
~Malialinda
Barry:
yeah go ahead and send me all the naked george pics you want. i'll post some with your story.
take care and thanks again for submitting. i will notify you the week it will appear.
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