Conversation with Myself

When I'm High, like I am right now, I like to have conversations with myself so I can figure out what I'm thinking.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

So, what do you feel about getting told by people on facebook that your prosetry about Fat People is offensive?

Well, I don’t think you should censor yourself and you thoughts. That’s lying. People on their high horses think the same things, they just don’t say them, or publish them.

wELl, wow my caplocks got on, remember back in the ‘90s on IM it was sO cOoL to write like that.

Lol. The 90s, fuck. We’re, I’m, fuckiing old.

But anyway, what I was saying, doesn’t one’s freedom end on the next person’s nose?

Well, fat people's noses are usually taking up too much room, so no.

Ugh, Ok, you have to do homework! You only have an hour til class.

What, to read 3 pages?

You’re gonna have to read them twice. You’re high. Maybe three times and remember, your presenting on the reading.

Oh, fuck.